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Feminism killed Comedy: By Max Brissette

I always wanted to love comedy when I was growing up, but like with many other issues, I can’t lie to myself.

Malcolm in the middle is not the Wonder Years and that Dewey kid almost made me fart on my own head, blast into space and explode like Chinese fireworks, forever hating children in the process.

Watching Saturday Night Live is about as funny as getting repeatedly stabbed in the lower back by Mexican gang members, down a back alleyway, at 2 A.M., while you are drunk as shit, after your wife just left you for a midget.

Actually, that’s funnier than SNL.

They keep trying to reclaim the Saturday Night Live “heydays” of John Beluchi, Eddie Murphy, and Bill Murray. Lorne Michaels is not going to get it back.

MAD TV is an, (“In Living Color” spin off, Howdy Doodie-faced, 80’s magazine), train wreck, atrocity that is not worth mentioning, but I did.

To think these, loud but shut-mouthed, feminized donkey-crack-jack-asses, occupy my American prime time. Luckily, I am not a quadriplegic yet, and I always have the remote close at hand.

I would rather watch a discovery show on snail mating than any show with actual people in it.

You’d think that the government-controlled American media would seek out better talent and do a better job at keeping people distracted while they partake in global genocide in the name of Barney the purple dinosaur, but no, not the good ol’ US of A. Comedians were funnier back in days when comedy was not being used as a cover-up. This concept can also be applied to American: art, sports, movies, journalism, healthcare and just about every other aspect of quality American life. What a perfect example of how you can give a person more physical freedom, but if the mind is enslaved, the physical world means absolutely nothing.

Bitch-boy Dogma:

Bitch-boy Dogma is the new black, a donkey with a Bluetooth headset is the next Einstein, and these over-educated, potato-shaped, 3rd-party-soccer-mom-terrorists, don’t know shit from shinola.

Think about it.

According to Americans, brown people with ideas are evil, Bush(the beer and the man), is good, Brittany Spears is a talented music artist, Paris Hilton is the next president, and a white man is a brainless, four-legged, old-spice, mule-ass buffoon, that is one beard and two bick-shaves away from being labeled a terrorist and linked to Al-Queida.

The silent destruction of individualism, along with the femedia’s nuclear nutcracker around the ball sack of independence, leaves a wake of people too scared, too retarded, and too paid off by zionists, to actually be funny or even know what the fuck “funny”, is. Zionist-feminized-globalists just sprinkle fairy-dust on everyones twisted panties that are too busy trying to look good before they get blown up again.

You can’t expect an entire nation of ass-backwards, double standard, hypocritical, witch-burning nitwits, who belong on the front stage of the Zionist-Jerry Springer Show, to hold a marriage or raise a child that doesn’t pack heat in a diaper to crap camp and murder some kindergardener at the fem-nazi playground over grape Bubble tape, just like you cannot expect this nation of nitwits to know what is actually funny.

Actual comedy has been completely silenced right along with Journalism. Baby puke jokes and fake fart news, playing into the zionist-cipher-system, trying to appease the globalized fem-gods with spin doctor lies spun from political correctness, rule the American spot-light.

So what killed sheer logical taste? What killed critical thinkers, credible Journalism, Hollywood’s creative wonder? And what killed comedy by sucking the laughter right out of it? Well, if curiosity killed the cat, then the humorless super “tree-point-tri-force”, (Zionism, Feminism and Globalizm), killed comedy (along with everything else these three monsters of mass male slavery come in contact with). This can be proven by simply and objectively looking at anything around you, but right now, I am looking at women in comedy.

Doing things because you can:

Women are not funny, at all, ever (and I mean never). Yet they absolutely insist to be on the stage under a comic light. They know it’s killing the standard, but they don’t care. The woman’s dick is the dollar and most women in comedy are there for the same reason my dog licks his balls; because he can. Hey, I could go dump freon in the lake near my house but I probably shouldn’t, (even though it could be convenient for me to dump toxic waste into the water, I know it can fuck a lot of shit up in the process). Just like female comedians feel entitled to dump an abortion of verbal toxins onto the zionist-retard-box and completely fuck up comedy.

What is funny however, is how comedy still sucks now worse then ever, even though the censors on what you can say have become far more lenient. Ha ha, now that is funny. Today’s feminized-zio-fuck-fake-plastic-snakes of media are nothing compared to the old school comedians that crawled up on nothing but sheer talent alone.

To compare the talented men of comedy like Charlie Chaplin, Jackie Gleason, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, John Beluchi, Eddie Murphy, Bill Murray, and Jim Carry, to zio-fem-cubed-women-cutouts of comedy like, Rosanne, Ellen Degeneres, Tina Fey, Sara Silverman (can’t think of another off hand), is like comparing a donkey burger from Cuba to a New England lobster (both fill you with shit, but one doesn’t sit well and will probably end up killing you). Rosanne and Rosie are just fat, potato-shaped, homosexual, plastic-plate-reversed-patriots of zionism, that I laughed at, not with. Being a morbidly obese homosexual woman with a loud pie hole and a pity microphone isn’t a license to be funny. It shouldn’t even qualify for a license to drive, never mind pack an auditorium, and if anything, it is just funny to look and laugh at them, but never with them. Deep down, it’s actually very bad and hurts these wonormous women’s self-esteem. Jesus only knows, fat women that do things because they can, have been hurt enough already.

Being annoying as shit is not funny:

Julia Louis and Kathy Griffin are both, utterly loud, obnoxious and annoying to the point of bent backward fingernails on a chalk board and chatter broken teeth, but never funny.

Dharma and Greg, Will and Grace, Friends, anything that makes men look like the old spice donkey butt missing the back legs, is not comedy.

Tina Fey has been severely un-hilarious her whole six seasons on SNL. Making stupid faces to get you out of a hailstorm of bad jokes does not make comedy. And to think Fey left SNL for her own show on NBC. What a smelly situation.

Being slightly attractive but one kankle bone short for the runway, does not qualify a women as the next funny bone in comedy. I have never laughed at Tina’s jokes, or any stand up woman’s jokes for that mater. Not even a quick, “haha” or slight tickle of laughter. If I laugh it’s because I don’t want to be diagnosed with depression and put on some lobotomizing medication and forced to think it’s funny.

I know women in real life that sometimes say something, in the moment, that can be incredibly funny, but the female stand up artists that are actually trying to be funny to a mass audience is where is all falls apart for me. It’s like trying to watch WNBA or listening to a women like Lil Kim trying to rap and act hard, it’s just stupid.

Women cannot let themselves go enough and take the risks necessary to actually be funny. Deep down they always feel they have to fit an image of conformity. This shadows their inspiration, and it shows. It almost seems as if women in entertainment cannot think for themselves. What they think is funny, talented, beautiful or meaningful is based on what others find funny, talented, beautiful and meaningful. Parrot like sheep, thought I.

Yet, more and more women come into play the comedy game, and horribly strike out in the game called life, while the feminized zio-slut bottom-men of Y control silently follow suit by dropping actual talent like they drop their pants for tops.

What is funny:

Not giving a fuck, letting go and telling it like it is. That’s funny. George Carlin was funny. The Simpsons, Family guy, some writers, and some cartoons on adult swim, are funny. But nothing is funny anymore that has actual people in it.

America is drowning in a sea of it’s own shit and it’s taking comedy, cinematography, journalism, sports, art, freedom and individuality, with it. It’s all prep for the great mind erase of feminized globalization and complete and utter “Y control”.

No one cares enough to change it.

Thus, the end of free comedy.

Thus, the end of free men.

-Max Brissette

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